“I don’t know if I can do this any more. This isn’t how it works for me. I’ve slept with enough women, I’ve done the fuck buddies thing. This is not it. I can’t concentrate. All I see is you, all I can think about is what you’re wearing, what you’re thinking, what your face looks like when you come. It’s been, what, a week? And it’s like, I don’t know, when I’m not with you, um, I’m out of focus. How have you done this to me? I’m scared. I’m fucking scared.”
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THEMED PARTY CHALLENGE 7: PHONE CALLS
Tosh: No, I can’t just hook something up! The entire telephone network is down.
Owen: What about a mobile connection?
Torchwood (2x02, Sleeper)
Owen walks up to a woman in the bar.
Owen: you having a good time?
Woman: I was.
Owen: can I buy you a drink?
Woman: no thanks, I’m fine.
Owen: am I wasting my time?
Woman: don’t know, are you?
Owen: look, I’m not being pervy. I’ve got a hell of a day tomorrow, and I really can’t be bothered with all the chat.
the woman scoffs at him, and Owen sprays himself with some sort of alien cologne he’s smuggled out of Torchwood.
Owen: so, do you want a drink? or what?
the woman pulls Owen into a hard kiss.
Woman: you’re coming home with me, you are. right now.
the woman drags Owen out of the bar. as they’re leaving, the woman’s boyfriend catches up to them.
Man: oi you bastard, come here! what are you doing with her? what the fuck do you think you’re doing?
Woman: I’m taking him home and I’m having him. now piss off!
Man: what the fuck do you think you’re doing with my girlfriend, you bastard.
Owen: hey, I didn’t know. she was on her own. never said.
Woman: he’s mine.
Man: you wanna have a go, do you? you wanna have a go? come on then, mate.
Owen: if it makes it easier…
as the woman tries to keep her boyfriend from Owen, Owen sprays himself with the cologne again. the man looks at Owen then kisses him hard.
Man: I’m so having you.
Woman: I’m having him first.
Owen: TAXI!
